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A chronic doodler from the tender age of birth, mr the beef has been grappling with visual clichés and violating them with his big-massive marker pens ever since.

For years he existed solely in the market town of Derby, making ends meet with blunt objects and flat surfaces. One day, however, he decided to take his creative compulsions further; so he stopped off at art college in Lincoln before moving on to tackle the great unknown.

Fresh from university in 2004, a rookie mr the beef qualified to represent Earth in the 'Intergalactic Doodle Derby' (IDD'04). He stormed to the semi final, where he narrowly lost out to Neptune's veteran doodler, John Vanilla, (the eventual winner of the contest and reigning 'doodle don').

Building upon his interplanetary scribbling successes, mr the beef never looked back. He now offers his doodlin' services out to the universe, with the sole aim of establishing chuckles and grins on the faces of all, man and beast.